A John Kearns Christmas

‘In 2011 and 2012 I recorded my family’s Christmas dinners (2:36:19 and 2:35:19 respectively). Four years later I sat in a library and listened to them. They reveal such details as the changing landscape of South London bus routes and the disappearance of cod, all soundtracked to Elvis singing the Wonderful World of Christmas. At time of writing, I can’t promise that this isn’t the entire show.’

– John Kearns, September 2016

Double Edinburgh Comedy Award winner


‘A true comedy original’
Time Out

‘Kearns could be your new king of comedy’
Evening Standard

‘Heading for the comedy stratosphere… you’re in the hands of a master’
The Guardian

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Dates / Venues

DEC 6 – 10; Battersea Arts Centre, London – Book Tickets

Lavender Hill
London SW11 5TN

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